This chart is a 100%, scientific, and accurate* representation of what philosophers consume when left unattended.
(Click on the image to enlarge it).
I hope this helps. You may want to intervene and present your philosopher with nutrient-rich meals every once and a while.
P.S. Anyone interested in a Q&A blog; particularly one where philosophers can ask questions about non-philosophers?
* By "100%, scientific, and accurate," I mean, of course, that some philosophers are like this and some aren't. This note is for the concerned parties amongst the readers.
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